is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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