Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
