He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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