she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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