8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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