He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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