Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
