i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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