brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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