just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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