so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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