therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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