it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You're a waste of cheezeits
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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