I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm both gender and math confused
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