It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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