I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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