with your own penis?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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