We're like a lot better than the average bears
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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