But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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