he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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