we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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