Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize