Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
