how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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