ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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