Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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