I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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