can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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