I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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