I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize