Already got asked if we're dating
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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