I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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