Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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