what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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