I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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