I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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