Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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