Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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