your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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