I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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