is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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