I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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