is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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