The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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