Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize