i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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