I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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