You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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