I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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