He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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