Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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