So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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