talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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