Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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