Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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