But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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